Computer and Video Games need to start working out. Good thing they got their Wii Fit board early!

Huffing and puffing. Aching all over. Sweat glistening on a furrowed brow. All this just from lifting the balance board out of the box.

Behind that nimble white exterior lies a weighty stash of blubber-monitoring tech, all designed to compliment the Wii Fit software and rate you from fatty to flimsy.

Now, we needn’t tell you that fitness is hardly team NGamer’s strong point. We think tiny meals are an insult to large plates, and exercise is what’s done to young girls with spinny heads and pea-green puke.